Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mum: He’s black
Me:
Mum:
Me:
Mum:
Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my God
(Source: larrdy)
Blame it on the alcohol… or something
(Source: fuckyeahalbuquerque)
(Source: imaslytherinbitch)
If sex with 3 people is called a threesome, and sex with 2 people is called a twosome, now I understand why they call you handsome.
OHMYGOD IT’S THE JOKE!!!! :O :O :O Holy Shiiiiiit.
