February 2012
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“And even if somebody else has it much worse, that doesn’t really change the fact...”
– Charlie from Perks of Being a Wallflower (via tomistheshit)
“You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.”
– Tina Fey (via ccal)
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I go into McDonalds to get a soda & there's some...
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Me: You know, that could happen to any one of us. You don’t belong making fun of someone like that, what’s wrong with you? Girl: God gave me a mouth to speak & I’m gonna use it. Me: Well, God gave you a mouth to eat too, but you abused that privilege. Girl: -Speechless- Me: Oh, & you might wanna wipe that ketchup off of your chin. Girl: -Goes to wipe chin-...
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“You can try and hold me back. Build your damn walls, pack sandbags along the...”
– (via cheeruplisa)
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When i hear people calling my name but i don't... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
I’m just like:
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“You still have a lot of time to make yourself be what you want. There’s still...”
– The Outsiders by S.E. Hinton (via quote-book)
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January 2012
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
mom: you know he’s old enough to be your father me: the father of my children mom: what me: me: what